Doc looked him over, hauled out a colossal arrangement of scissors. Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped from jail? He was telling me all about baking flatbreads. All right, all right, how about another one? My wife walked in on me having sex with a Midget, she started screaming at me Telling me how I promised to stop cheating So I looked down and said look honey, I cutting down! He was a short salesman. Why can't Midgets rob a gas station?
Because they struggle to put food on the table.
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Vegas Two midgets are in Las Vegas and they have a little money left over, so they decide to go get some hookers. Woke up with a massive correction. A little get together. She despises public restrooms and people who are unfunny. A crazy, back-talking, punch-face-playing, dance-off-competing family. Hire cars are no good for short people. Here we bring you an awesome and huge collection of midget jokes.